GUIDELINES / RULES

i know everyone hates rules but they keep this site intact. please don't complain. they're sweet and simple. just scan over them to make sure you've got everything down. at least read what's in bold; i'm sure i rambled a little bit. if you have any questions, pm the admin or ask a question in the designated area.

`, the nitty gritty.

• no chat speak except in the c-box. it's annoying and ugly.

• all posts have to be in size 1 font.

• you may only post in third person. first person gets old after a while, sorry. roleplaying shouldn't be such a personal thing. you're roleplaying someone else, not yourself.

• no cussing! just kidding. you can cuss all you want. just make sure it's not gross or anything.

• you better respect the admin, me. i'll cut your throat. not really. but i will ban you if you give me a major attitude over and over.

• don't fucking be mean or bully anyone, act snooty, etc. i'll ban you faster than you can imagine. i have no tolerance for such foolishness. accordingly, no racist comments or anything even somewhat mean to another member or a guest. you're scaring off potential members, thus i will be angry with you. don't get on my bad side, i get rude and i'll probably break every rule in this section.

• upon joining, you must have at least an avatar. by the time your application is accepted, you are required to have a signature as well.

• if you're going to be away, tell us! you might be deleted if you don't. so, accounts with no activity will be deleted after seven days.

• don't steal from anyone (concerning roleplays, pictures, relationship threads, and so on). it's fucked up.

• there is no money system here. just buy whatever you want, pretend all you want. that's what roleplaying is about, after all. at the tack shop, feel free to write what you bought. there's more information on what you can buy in a post at the store.

`, concerning posts.

• if you have an unfinished application up for more than seven days, it will be denied without notice. it keeps the board clean, and that's what i'm all about. i am a virgo, after all.

• do not hassle your fellow roleplayers to post for you. it's rude. sometimes people don't have this thing called "muse." give it time, be patient.

• do not pm me telling me your application is done. i will get to it when i have time. i know waiting is a hassle, so i'll try my best to check back as much as possible.

• do not spam the cbox, people. i'll hurt you, possibly even ban you.

• concerning sex, there will be none of that here. you can have the beginnings of it, but it must fade to black afterward. let the other roleplayer come up with how it went in their own mind.

• there is no word limit. however, there is a word minimum. you have to write at least two hundred words (including coding) if you want to be on this site. this site is for all levels of roleplayers. i'm guessing there will be a wide variety of characters and writing ability on this site.

• have fun with it. no need to be stuffy. try to remember proper grammar, word capitalization, and shit like that, but there's no rule against acting like yourself in the thread.

`, character rules.

• girls or boys, even trannies! black or white (or hispanic or asian or middle eastern and so on). keep variety in here. not everyone can be eighteen. this kind of goes with how realistic we've got to be.

• characters must range in age from 15 to 25. anyone older than that might make things awkward. sorry. if they go to the summer camp, they must be 15-19. citizens can be 19-25, like i said earlier.

`, equine interactions.

• there are seven horses for anyone's use. citizens can ride them as well, but they must pay $30 per hour they use them.

• as far as racing goes, your horse has to be at least 2.5 years old, and your character has to be at least 16.

• citizens may board their horses at river wind farm. just post your little heart away, no need to ask for permission.

• there cannot be a perfect horse! also, there cannot be the type of horse that doesn't let anyone near it. this goes along with being realistic. have an average horse, or something close to it. no need for the extra drama.

• on this site, a horse is pregnant for a real time of three weeks. yahh. i'm not gonna make you wait a super long time for your horse to pop out a kid.

• showing. well, i don't know a lot of showing, so you can do whatever you want basically. just make sure you don't go overboard and make your horse win every single time. that's no fun for the rest of the members.

`, the real deal.

• remember, your character can't have fifty shots in one night and survive. you can't smoke yourself to death (concerning marijuana). just remember common sense and if you truly don't know, ask me. i probably know. i am god, by the way.

• not everyone can be a drug dealer! i know it's a great job and everything, but keep reality in your perspective. this site is sort of based around drugs, though it involves horses more.

• if there starts to be a bunch of pregnant bitches around here, i will not be a happy camper. please keep this site realistic. only 40% of the female teenage population end up getting pregnant.

`, appearance issues.

• your character cannot just be anyone. you can't use yourself. you have to use either a model or actor or someone with notable fame. no myspacers. speaking of which, none of them can be over 30. it's just not realistic.

• make sure your name is in all lowercase. make sure it's your character's name only. you can use special symbols, but no more than three. i'll change it myself if it's gaudy.

• icons and signatures, as well as regular pictures in posts, cannot stretch the page. if they do, they will be deleted without warning.